lalondes:

lalondes:

you know how most fourteen-year-olds have the embarrassing goth/scene kid phase

i had the embarrassing republican phase

this is a real picture of me at bible camp in the ninth grade

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princesshomura said: aren’t you canadian

yes

that just makes it worse doesn’t it

Some wise words from Dame Julie.

What does the fox say?
Anonymous

zdk13eros:

You are not God you exist inside of myself I am the God the only and trulyGod I am ascended past all level of communicationthefrustrationbeingthatI am the true warrior of the time being I am the only warrior that will ascend to the heavens via the technology of mankind

Ascend myself to reach enlightenment

Do you hate humans?
Anonymous

zdk13eros:

I do not. I am all.I am bear and the animals who hold it!Crossing eachother andinto 12 equal parts I supposeUrsine?I love them bears!!!Wow!!!

I am the biggest.I am the greatest

buddhistmamaduck:

allthecolorsofdisney:

” Sophie , you’re beautiful! “

          

In the book, Sophie possess a certain kind of magical power - she makes things real by saying them. She can lay spells just by saying them. When she made hats, and she told a hat that it would make a rich young man fall in love with it, a rich young man fell in love with the woman who bought it. When she told a hat it would make some woman look beautiful, everyone knew the mayor’s wife looked positively radiant in it. It’s what drew the Witch to her hat shop in the first place.  When she cursed out a bucket of plant food, it turned to potent weed killer. When she told herself she might as well be an old woman, when she told herself she was doomed to fail, when she told herself she was plain and boring and no one would ever notice her, no one did.

When Howl tried to break the spell on Sophie, and he tried many times, he always failed. Not because his magic was less powerful than the Witch’s, but because it was less powerful than Sophie’s.

sailorfailures:

Found this from when I did the “sleep deprivation comics”. Evidently I had some kind of idea but then I scrapped it and stopped and I’m SO GLAD BECAUSE THIS IS A LOT FUNNIER THAN ANYTHING I COULD ACTUALLY THINK OF

sailorfailures:

Found this from when I did the “sleep deprivation comics”. Evidently I had some kind of idea but then I scrapped it and stopped and I’m SO GLAD BECAUSE THIS IS A LOT FUNNIER THAN ANYTHING I COULD ACTUALLY THINK OF

kimchipapi:

Kang So Young by Kim Jin Yong

kimchipapi:

Kang So Young by Kim Jin Yong

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

devinchee:

kankri-is-triggered:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gazzymouse:

beckpoppins:

meganhilty:

Anastasia

Favorite Characters - Vladimir & Sophie

god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot. and the empress was hot. All the ladies were pretty but totally different sizes and ages and things were wonderful.

Sophie wasn’t just on screen to be fat and funny. She was depicted as actually DESIRABLE. I was a little stick of a child when this movie came out and that definitely effected my views of beauty. As a much thicker adult it still means a lot to me now.

^ SO MUCH THIS

It made me SO happy to see a lady who wasn’t super skinny still being portrayed as being sexy and desirable…

We need more movies like this…with characters like this, who aren’t just treated like walking punchlines because of their bodies…

ANATASIA WAS BRUTALLY MURDERED ON THE ORDERS OF LENIN GUYS

NO ONE WAS TALKING ABOUT ANASTASIA AND THE FACT THAT THIS MOVIE IS OBVIOUSLY A HAPPY SUGAR COATED COVER UP OF WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED REUBEN

WE’RE TALKING ABOUT SEXY CHUBBY LADIES